usually when people lean back in their seats, it is because they wish to find out where the bus is exactly on its route, right? but this guy, he was leaning back an awful lot. what could be so captivating? being the kaypo singaporean that i am, i followed his gaze, and voila, i found out what it was. it was none other than the girl's yellow bra! or maybe he was trying to see beyond the bra. this went on till the girl got up and joined the queue to alight. simply unfortunate that she queued right in front of his seat. SO, he stood up and looked right down her top! he managed to get a nice looooong look before the queue started to move at all.
WHAT A LECHEROUS BASTARD. you even had a wedding band on your finger!! shame on you. all through the journey i was staring at him with a disgusted look on my face. my hand was itching to smack his head so hard his eyeballs would pop out of their sockets and at the same time render his brain non-functional. best is if the eyeballs pop and start rolling on the floor. i wanna stomp on his eyeballs till they turn to mush. go blind, you pervert. go home and look at your wife, not at girls young enough to be your daughter, you pedophile. if your wife's too old and ugly, then that's just too bad. you should have foreseen that, given that you are blessed with such amazing roving eyeballs.
sick bastards aside, work was quite fun. i never knew raffles place was swarming with aunties and uncles. they clamour for freebies just like kids clamour for toys. singaporeans are simply not a gracious lot.
"wah, free one ah?"
"huh? so few ah? give more lah!"
"miss, i take for my colleagues, give me more!"
and some who just snatch from your box. some who put their germ-infested hands right in your face to make sure you notice them enough to give them freebies.
it's scary, when people swarm all around you, hands outstretched.
and it's just too bad we didn't get to keep the cute adidas tennis skirt! but there was good money to be earned, so i can't complain much. =)
then went to visit my aunt at her workplace, and so many of the people i know at the company are gone! retrenched... resigned... haiz. times are bad. had a short chat with some of the remaining people before leaving to meet sr peeps at kovan!
visited our beloved Civics Tutor today, since we are not gonna attend the Gala on 4th July. he's getting a long service award! congratulations, Mr Tan! yes, time passes too fast for anyone's liking. ok, to me at least. before you know it, we are all hunched and shriveled up and talking in quavering voices. dammit. and i bet by that time, we are still not allowed to retire for the retirement age would have been pushed so far back that it could well be only a year before our expiry dates. dammit again.
using giam's PW group's favourite phrase, "ALL IN ALL", it was one of those pretty awesome days.
