today was one of those mornings when i have epic dreams. epic and dramatic enough to be made into a movie. no joke. haha.

it was kind of a mash up between harry potter and... i dunno, LOTR? anyway, details of the dream are blurry. i cant remember much, only that i had to fulfill some prophecy and kill people i know in the process. haha!

and just when i was really into the killing people thing with an awesome ancient weapon, my phone rang.

SOME IDIOT TEXTED TO SAY: I FORGOT TO DISPLAY COUPON.

some asshole decided to prank sms me. i later replied to ask for his/her name, and asshole replied: sorry sent wrongly.

WAHH LAUUUU. damn spoiler lah!!! disrupt my sleep somemore. who gives a fuck whether you displayed a coupon or not. i genuinely hope he/she gets slapped with a fine. muhahaha. i'm guessing the asshole is a guy, cos the sms-es didn't contain any punctuation. hahaha.

alright, anybody who's feeling bored and decides to do something funny, please feel free to ask me for this idiot's number. give this person prank calls at 4am in the morning or flood his inbox with weird messages. yours truly thanks you in advance.